touchdown jesus. 53
We were hungry at the spa
Famished for a good meal at the ol' Watering Hole
Where the Springs that the Springs was named after
Comes up outta the ground
Where Charley Farrell stood in 1928
Just after he had made his first sound film with Janet Gaynor
Said to the Moneymen, "Man,
This would be a good place to build a spa."
The Moneymen built a spa
Built it from the groundup like Moneymen should
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour
Put their hard earned Paramount money into it
Spa grew & grew & grew till it was a fuckingbig Spa
Twelve stories high Bones of the old Spa
Buried three stories underground where Charley Farrell
sucked Gilbert Roland's cock
Now Al and Don and I came to dinner at the Spa
Fucked-out after an afternoon of cocksucking
At Inn Exile where the temperature was 111 in the shade
Drank each other instead of ice tea
What came out of Al and Don
Sweeter than May wine
What came out of me was the explosion of Blue Balls
Been holding in for months
No food at the Spa Economy was bad
Spa hotel had to close its kitchen Lay off its staff
The old Spa will never be the same
We were hungry at the Spa
Had to go off and eat each other for supper
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