Parallel Universe. 13*
Christ climbed down off the cross this year
To see what the Teaparty Right had wrought
Curious to discover how many rightwing wonks
Were taking his Blessed Name in vain
Rambled and gambled among Republicans
Donald Trump puffed himself up
flush with self-congratulation. Herman Cain
Climbed off his latest blond conquest
To give his endorsement. Saw the first flight
Air Vladivostok nonstop to Anchorage
Saw Sarah Palin out in her backyard
Shooting at it Incensed that a Russian
Aircraft would enter her space
Went on to Minnesota where Michele Bachmann
Busied herself saving gays from themselves
Her fat husband threw himself down on his knees
Mouth watering, hands trembling, to unzip
The fly of his latest victim
Trolled on to Texas Good ole Ricky Perry
Extolled gayness as a sickness Still threatening
To make Texas secede if he does not get his way
Christ gave Rick a good smack on his secretly boned butt
Passed on
To the Newt Gingrich Show Newt was holding forth
Shlocking his latest historical tome on the Second World War
Brushing the ashes of his first two wives whom he betrayed
With skinny Calista, off his desk to make room for contributions
Passed on to Mitt's new house in Escondido Saw
The tight white family all down on their knees praying
Youngest boy had a bottle of Coca-Cola. dad took the cap
Off the bottle with his tight anus. Christ passed on
To Jon Huntsman still trying to prise a ton more of money
Out of his billionaire father Realizing the Teaparty Right
Will not cotton to him He's Mormon He's intelligent
He will not kiss Trump's ass He can actually construct
A simple sentence without a ghostwriter unlike Mitt
or Newt
His cause is hopeless Republicans are hung up
On Ignorance Christ threw up his hands
Crawled back into Mary's imaginary Womb for another year
When Obama will light the 99% fuse Blow them all to fuck
*thanks to the great Lawrence Ferlinghetti for this juicy idea
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