Parallel Universe. 7
Ludi Jadeness, husky bra-filling voluptuous chick
Fond of finding new forms of fun for her vagina
Of all the tricks and kicks this gal might choose to pick
The New Game with a tampon could not be much finer
Just take your favorite Tampon -- your faithful old Kotex
Soak it overnight in your favorite drinkin' booze
Insert it in the orifice that you prefer for sex
Rev your Action Engine up to DynaCruise
Ludi soaked her Kotex in Bailey's Irish Cream
Proceeded to have a Vaginal Ball crossed with a Hot Wet Dream
Her sweet boy, Russ Vitessa, preferred a man for meat
Still enjoyed sweepin' Sweet Ludi off her fat flat feet
Soaked one of her Kotices (note the enticing plural)
In 80 proof Jim Beam, for anal tweak endural.
So, with Ludi sailin' on, tweaked by her Irish Bailey's,
Russ had a Buttcomet rivaling that of Haley's!
So they rocked and they reeled and the rockin' got much realer
When they soaked what they inserted on 100 proof tequila.
And they reeled and they rocked and they gave each other sass
Put a salt rim on their buttchops and got drunk out of their ass!
* A true story, recounted by Stephen Colbert, who is always truthful.
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