Parallel Universe. 8
Oh
Thanks to the Newt who sure acts kinda cute
When you throw him a gift card from Tiffany's
And thanks to Santorum who knows how to bore 'em
With tales of his Faith and his stiff knees
Thanks to Big Mitt who, while pausing to spit,
straps the dog to his car like a rube
And to Big Herman Cain, while augmenting his name
Thinks Libya is some kind of lube.
And to home schooled Michele while she's giving us hell
Accusing us all of being rank Socialists
Brushing her tresses, busting out of her dresses
While her husband is dropping his wrists.
Though I may be Low Rent I'm a solid 99%
And we'll rule when this fracas is done
So chop off Iraq and that dull Afghan shack
and those suckers whose percentage is One.
To hell with those weasels who drill for more diesels
While fracking is whacking these men
Our sweet apertures have been abused by these boors
Though it's nice to be virgin (again).
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