Parallel Lives. 25
Oh, Mitt strapped the dog to the roof of the car.
Yes, he strapped poor Seamus to the roof of the car.
Montreal bound, Mitt had set a quota of pit stops,
Giving not one iota
While five brawling boys rode inside of the car.
Left Grosse Pointe about a quarter to one
Mitt had not planned to stop before lovely Akron
In the middle of Ohio Seamus howled like a husky
Shitted and pissed all over Sandusky
While the poor bitch was strapped to the roof of the car.
Boys saw diarrhea rolling down the side
Seamus on the roof howled and pissed and cried
Mitt cried, "Jeepers!" and "Nentely-Crima!"
Hosed the poor beast down at Lima
Leaving the poor bitch strapped to the roof of the car.
Mitt now tells us he would be the best man for the Job
Giving us corn ... also giving us the cob
Before this anecdote is effectively closed,
Tell me: who do you think will wind up getting hosed?
While we all are strapped to the roof of the car.
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